Slogans

A few anti same-sex marriage slogans for your delight and amusement:

1. I don't believe in marriage 'equality'. I believe in marriage diversity -- male and female.

2. Not real sex equals not real marriage.

3. No possible zygote = no possible marriage.

4. Same sex sex? Not likely. Same sex marriage? Same!

5. Marriage 'equality'? Not equal for children.

6. Sham-sex marriage? Exactly!

7. Same-sex marriage = no babies, just dirty sheets.

8. Same-sex marriage? As useful as same-sex plumbing.

And for the blue at heart:

9. Don't fuck with us, we can't even fuck with each other.

There, that'll do. Free to use.