Here’s some wording to use at the next official function.
Thank you for your welcome.
In return we are pleased to bring to this country the values, practices and benefits of civilisation.
We extend to your children and women protection from the abuse and violence of your men.
We extend to your people equality of sexes before the law, a secular life free from the spook infested natural world that your elders imagine.
We bring to you the benefits of medical, scientific and material progress, and the child protection services that keep failing you as we fear erroneous accusations of ‘stolen’ children. So we just leave them in harms way. We apologise for not rescuing your little ones, and remember Dean Shillingsworth.
We also bring to you running water, sewerage, roads, decent clothes, and for your enjoyment alcohol. Just don’t enjoy it too much (smile for laughter).
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